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  • 13:37 OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE #
  • 01:42 NO SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE #
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  • 13:43 Dear twitter: I still love you, I'm just going through some changes.
    Dear livejournal: we need to talk.
    Dear facebook: how *you* doin'? #

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  • 10:17 Why does this toothpaste say "For external use only?" Is it actually facepaste? Do they not know where teeth are? #

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  • 12:12 The "ready" chime on the microwave at work sounds like a goddamn smoke alarm. #
  • 13:54 Torche is a fuckign awesome band, and they're playing at Sonar in April. You should go, if you like things that are fuckign awesome. #
  • 18:10 New favorite sentence: "No offense intended, dickface." #